They're a Horror Show

Landing page for EZRA ARNDT, an indie author of queer dark fiction.


A photo of the author.

Ezra Arndt (they/them/theirs) is a part-time author and a full-time vampire (enthusiast) currently dwelling in Chicago, IL, USA. When not writing or cuddling their cat, Freya, they can be found reading, drinking obscene amounts of caffeine, and drawing their stories’ characters with the end goal of teaching themself how to draw smut.

Emergency fiction commissions now open!

  • For banned fiction and NSFW bonus content, check out my SubscribeStar.

  • My newsletter currently lives on Substack.

  • Check out my Ko-Fi page for formatting serivices, fiction, and more.

  • And if you want to get my stories from me more directly, see my Payhip.

If you'd like to contact me for blurb or ARC requests, my formatting services, or have any questions, please shoot me an email at arndtezra (at) gmail (dot) com, and I will get back to you as soon as possible.


Created by Ezra Arndt September 2025 on Carrd.